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undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!We’re drinking doubles!To protect the world from carbonation!To sell our drink in every nation!To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!To extend our taste with rightful conduct!Jessie!James!Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!Meowth! You got it!
If My Dog Could Talk Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:
WHERE GO
Me:
I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:
I COME TOO
Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
I need to open this door.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
Sigh.
Dog:
WHERE GOING
Me:
I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
Sure.
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No please don't you are-
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No there's no room and-
Dog:
LAP
Me:
No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:
RIGHT HERE
Me:
That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:
IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:
I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I AM
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:
HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:
SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:
.......

meladoodle:

hey… no offense.. but do you want to hold hands

(Source: meladoodle)

official-costanza:

Definitely
LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION

chaka1987:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

now theres 

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Eevee

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Flareon

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Vaporeon

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Jolteon

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Espeon

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Umbreon

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Leafeon

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Glaceon

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Sylveon, and finally

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Celinedion

I don’t know what I expected.

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

combefqueer:

cinematicnomad:

crazyassmurdererwall:

scottthepilgrim:

what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait

 

   

write a goddam book

saphire-dance:

I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship

feaqu:

thanks, apprehensive shark! 

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig)